“It’s a nice day out today, I think I might open up the windows.”

“I feel like being healthy today, I think I’ll grab an apple!”

” i’m feeling a bit hungry, I might go for a big mac”

i swear to god

“I think I’ll go to the gateway today.”

I need to take a shit

(via laughed-so-hard-i-got-cramps)

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